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- ME: *sends Jodi a picture of new glasses*
- JODI: You kind of look Thai.
- ME: Way harsh, Tai!
- ME: Guess which Spice Girl was my favorite?
- BRANDON: Dopey Spice.
"God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
Courage to change the things I can,
And wisdom to know the difference."
- FARRAH: That's what happens to pretty princesses, they turn into fairies!
- ME: And then they turn into GANDALF!
- BRANDON: I could pass as a non-white person in Manila.
- ME: Yeah... but you're eyes are really light.
- BRANDON: They're pretty, right?
- ME: Uh huh
- BRANDON: Welcome to Pretty Town. Population: Brandon.
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lol. what? who is this?! so many anons keep asking this… weird.
My mashed potatoes fell in the sink… it’s like the universe telling me not to eat carbs. Just a mediocre salad for dinner. This is bleak, man.
When I should absolutely be writing a paper.
In a few days, it will be February. Can you believe it?
THE VOW. THE VOW. THE VOW. THE VOW. THE VOW. THE VOW. THE VOW. THE VOW. THE VOW. THE VOW. THE VOW. THE VOW. THE VOW. THE VOW.
"Wow, research will really take you all over the world."
~ Brandon Cheung, as he watches me read a paper on older adults in Sydney… TROLL